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As I sat in the midst of my calculus lecture, sipping on my caramel macchiato latte from the campus cafe, the legendary 800-level student Dan Le Man sauntered by. It was a moment of sheer disbelief as I witnessed this enigmatic figure glide past my classroom, his aura exuding an otherworldly charm. Meanwhile, the professor droned on about derivatives and integrals, but my attention was captivated by the spectacle unfolding before me. It felt like I was caught in a surreal blend of reality and fantasy, akin to a scene from a twisted dream. In that instant, I felt a surge of energy coursing through me, as if I had tapped into some hidden wellspring of power. And in a sudden burst of exuberance, I couldn't help but exclaim, 'Behold, the majestic gyatt of Dan in all his bomboclat glory!

Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I'm dead? A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came.The girl said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listened the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing. My laughter. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late. The next morning his mom entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying 'You will never have him back'. No one has found his body yet because he is with me. Your time starts now.

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I remember you was conflicted Misusing your influence Sometimes I did the same Abusing my power full of resentment Resentment that turned into a deep depression Found myself screaming in a hotel room I didn't want to self-destruct The evils of Lucy was all around me So I went running for answers Until I came home But that didn't stop survivor's guilt Going back and forth Trying to convince myself the stripes I earned Or maybe how A-1 my foundation was But while my loved ones was fighting a continuous war Back in the city I was entering a new one