can you sign mmy profile i'm a big spurs fan

is Signs you play too much TF2: You swat a fly and say "Thanks for standing still, wankah!" When your at the doctor's office you take syringes and stuff them into an airsoft gun. Whenever you get stuck by "sticker" plants, you pretend to blow up. You try to double jump to get to the second story of your house. You always where hats that cover your eyes. Whenever you put a watch on, you try to sneak around and steal someones wallet. Whenever you pick up something heavy you try to spin it's barrel.

please stop serving this person spaghetti i cannot take it anymore

I served this dish of spaghetti at my office party and now HR wants to speak with me.

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