Ladies in general love me, trust me because I make them feel at ease, I'm manly af AAAND care about your feelings BOTH AT THE SAME TIME! I'm your wise to go to person, I'm ambitious? I've dominated a part of the world, I'm 30 years early to retirement! And my IQ is 143! I'm clean and take very god care of myself, but I don't have a great body

-rep cheated on rust and quit gaming

This is the tale of lilypad Larry. On his long journey he found many places to stay. A log Larry. Hmm. In a bog. Bog Larry. Or in another frog, frog Larry. But none were quite so good as lilypad. So liilypad Larry went on an adventure to find an even better lilypad. Perhaps one he could finally call home. AND on the 12th day, in a new pond down the road, lilypad Larry found a new lilypad! Big and buoyant and green and verdant, he decided that this would be his home. Until this lilypad was also destroyed VIOLENTLY by a pond eruption. And no more lilypad for lilypad Larry. And then, he killed himself.

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, | always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally♥♥♥♥♥♥in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that l have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. l have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my♥♥♥♥♥♥without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense.