Second grade survival guide: • second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework. • in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor • grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot • dronk water • study 40 hours a day • dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore. • if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch! • 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind • girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville • guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes • you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point • take all ap classes • $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

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there's been a sudden eruption in my pants cuz of this guy

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