im nicholas cage spider man

i knew it. i knew he shouldn't have listened to the alley man. all it takes is one dose to ruin you for life.. i don't know what to do man, they up and locked him up they won't let me check in on him. banana.

for legal reasons, i need to add an additional comment to prevent the number of comments from being incredibly unfunny.

oh god he says its stockholm syndrome

ok, doctor has come back