Kerosinemachine loaded into CS2 with his mic blasting dubstep and zero game sense. First round? Bought a Zeus and tried to “ninja defuse” mid-map. He peaked corners like he was sightseeing in Paris. Every time someone said “rotate,” he spun in circles. Smokes? Threw them straight up. Once yelled “clutch or kick” — then teamkilled the clutch. His aim was so bad, even aim trainers gave up. Yet somehow, he believes he’s just “one warmup away” from greatness.

unfunny

UR SO BAD