I miss the way your 2 day old used under briefs woould help me drift off to sleep. I would clutch them to my cheek and take in the sweet, sweet aroma of cedar wood chips, and pepperoni dog farts.

Gnomes smell funny

wut

omg so I met you last night on bejewelled 2 n i just wanna say i think you are the sweetest thing ever. omg i had so much fun. like, you are nice to me and treat me way better than my old bf. so youre just amazing haha kkz well mom is callin me down for dinner, we should meet xoxoxo

I guess I can.