Ok let us do it

there is absolutely no valid reason not to test the cleanliness of ones own testicles via flavour... furthermore, testicles has rudimentary tastebuds... therefore u shud sample umami foods FIRSTMOST with you testes this has been, TestesNews, from ur host; TechDave

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and when i get that feeeeeeeeeeling... i need, textual headling!

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.