lol! @Kyuriel! You and me both. And I'm almost positive that my "years of service" would have gone right back to day 1 if I hadn't - for some reason - started a different profile after launch than the one I had used during the Steam beta... alas...

I'm almost positive I wouldn't have 21 years of service on Steam if I couldn't register on your Dad's PC...

THE ALLFATHER SMILES UPON US

"My Lords, and Gentlemen, in this arduous Contest I can have no other Object but to promote the true Interests of all My Subjects. No people ever enjoyed more Happiness, or lived under a milder Government, than those now revolted Provinces: the Improvements in every Art, of which they boast, declare it: their Numbers, their Wealth, their Strength by Sea and Land, which they think sufficient to enable them to make Head against the whole Power of the Mother Country, are irrefragable Proofs of it. My Desire is to restore to them the Blessings of Law and Liberty, equally enjoyed by every British Subject, which they have fatally and desperately exchanged for all the Calamities of War, and the arbitrary Tyranny of their Chiefs."

"Shakespeare's name, you may depend on it, stands absurdly too high and will go down."