Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!
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ㅤ* Mother: Why are you home from school so early?
Son: I was the only one in the class who could answer a question.
Mother: Oh, really? What was the question?
Son: Who threw the rubber at the headmaster?
ㅤ* Judge: Silence in the court! The next person who shouts will be thrown out. Prisoner: Hallelujah!
ㅤ* A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. "Quickly, come quickly", he shouted, "My wife's about to have a baby."
"Is this her first baby?" asked the operator.
"No, you fool", came the reply, "It's her husband."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2025新年快樂~
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude! 💃 * 🍆 * 🐊 * 🎁 * 😺 * 💎 * 🎄 * 💗 * 🍖 * 🥒 * 🐝 * 🚘 * 📀 * 💚 * 🐠 * 💙 ㅤ* Mother: Why are you home from school so early? Son: I was the only one in the class who could answer a question. Mother: Oh, really? What was the question? Son: Who threw the rubber at the headmaster? ㅤ* Judge: Silence in the court! The next person who shouts will be thrown out. Prisoner: Hallelujah! ㅤ* A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. "Quickly, come quickly", he shouted, "My wife's about to have a baby." "Is this her first baby?" asked the operator. "No, you fool", came the reply, "It's her husband." 👔 * 🚕 * 🌂 * 🚙 * ⚡ * 🌳 * 🎽 * 🚗 * 👽 * 🏀 * 👳 * 🐳 * 🌸 * 🔋 * 💛 * 👾 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
一起玩starbound?
(〃´ω)ノ *・゚☆ Merry Christmas ☆゚・*. ヽ(ω`〃 )
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