Hjelmern☭
Hjelmern☭
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Hjelmern☭ 4/19/2026, 8:22:18 PM
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Comrade Tim Tång 9/27/2024 05:04 PM

LEVE PALESTINA!

Soviet Groot 5/29/2024 12:40 PM

LONG LIVE PALESTINE

Hjelmern☭ 5/3/2023 03:19 PM

Don't worry, we can make it work! <3

rheniummm 5/3/2023 02:43 AM

This is so embarrassing but I literally have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kink for trading like straight up medieval bartering type ♥♥♥♥ like the thought of like "a pound o' silk for a bucket o' milk" just turns me on for some reason that God Himself refuses to reveal to me. I can't even play Minecraft without getting hard as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ battering ram whilst trading emeralds for enchanting books and ♥♥♥♥. I have this distinct memory of watching this movie when I was like 13 or 14 and it took place in like medieval Europe or something and this guy was haggling for like a hand sculpted pot or some ♥♥♥♥ and I had to leave the room to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ masturbate I felt so weird after. I think that's where it started. I wish I had a normal kink like idk piss or something idk how I'm going to explain to my future partner that I want to roleplay as a 14th century merchant . Man.

Hjelmern☭ 3/5/2023 06:18 AM

Long live comrade Stalin!

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