my calloused, charred penis lies limp in my hand in dismay, i venture out on the land oh no sand

No... rhymes? -*title of the movie pops onto screen, some cliche popular upbeat song starts playing (but all the rhymes are swapped for different lyrics, obviously)-* So you're probably wondering how we got here, but this is the story about how we restored rhymes back to rhyme city, and defeated the rhyme dragon from stealing our groove! But lets not get too ahead of ourselves here. Let us start back from the way beginning! -*camera transitions to when I was being born*- Whoa, too far back! I mean back from earlier today, this morning! -*camera transitions to this morning*- That's better. It all started when I tried starting my morning routine with some funkadelic swag rhymes! And what better than to rhyme using no other than my favorite word: Rock!

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE NEWS RADICAL RHYME CITY WAS BURNED TO THE GROUND (just like someone's penis... not naming names though!) I THINK THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T RHYME ANYMORE! ALL THE RHYMES IN THE WORLD CAME FROM THERE!

Here, let me try to rhyme! Rock rhymes with... Rock! ♥♥♥♥! Rock! ♥♥♥♥! Rock! ♥♥♥♥! I can't do it! Rock! ♥♥♥♥! Rock! ♥♥♥♥! Oh boy, this is tough stuff! Sounds like we'll need to take a little trip to the rhyme wizard down at Radical Rhyme City (they will rhyme you to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ death there)

you should keep doing that so the skin grows back even harder. like a rock. like a rock. do you know what rock rhymes with? i dont. please help. i forgot how to rhyme. i've lost my groove!