I'm legally straight

Thanks man.

years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the shrek statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a shrek statue." The ogre was actually a killer that escaped from farquaad's dungeon 10 years ago. If u don't post this to 10 other swamps Shrek will be in your bed with an onion at 3:00 am

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