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This profile contains all that was Mortal, of a Young English GEEZER, Who, on his Death Bed, in the Bitterness of his Heart, at the Malicious Power of his Enemies, Desired these Words to be engraven on his Comments: Here lies One Whose Name was writ in Water.

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