your mother and i are very happy together. stop texting her!!!

just found out your a gamer..... sick to death of you

wtf i am not milquetoast

Your karma score has decreased by 1 after I read your comment. The fact that your account is 8 years old makes it seem like you’d be capable of wit, but your comment sounds like it was written by a medieval peasant trying to sound smart. Not your fault, per se, some of us are born this way. Hell, I’m a high functioning sociopath and I feel nothing but disdain for most of the people on Reddit for being self entitled, privileged, and milquetoast. Source: I took psychology and morality class. P.S. I have bipolar disorder so I might have gone a bit off at you. Same idea, though.

My wife won’t die. My dumbass married her before I realized she was too old to have children. Her stats are great but I need an heir. I’ve sent her into battle alone probably over 100 times at this point and have even tried shooting her in the face with a crossbow time and time again. She just gets knocked out. Anybody know the best way to kill her?