I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.

CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYYYYY

How do you punish your local cinema if the movie you watched wasnt to your liking? I normally just leave a big mess around my seat, but I remember that when I saw Matrix 2 I went to the parking lot and started slashing tires from random cars because of how angry and disapointed I was.

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hey evrybody wats up gambois