Hey, so I was scrolling through and saw your profile, and I just had to say—you've got a great vibe, and honestly, you look way cooler than most people out here! I know it sounds random, but it’s not every day you see a gamer girl! I mean, it’s usually just guys shouting at each other over headsets, so props to you for breaking the mold. 😂 Also, I'm totally anti-misogyny, so if you ever need a sandwich or a fellow zombie-slaying buddy, I’m your guy! (Not to brag, but I make a mean PB&J.) 😎 We should totally team up for Left 4 Dead 2 sometime—I’ll be the one protecting you from the zombies. Don’t worry, I gotchu. 👊 Sorry if that came off a bit weird—I swear I’m just trying to be friendly! You seriously seem awesome, and I’m just a shy guy who doesn't get out much. Let’s chat more on Skype? No pressure, just a thought! Anyway, you look cool and nice, and I thought I'd say hi. Catch you later? ✌️

this profile gave me weapons grade autism on a nuclear scale

I dont play Pokemon I play Yu Gi Oh you freaking Poser heck off!

Hey Samir, you absolute top-tier nerd. Seriously, your commitment to being the biggest nerd in the friend group is inspiring. Whether it’s games, cards, or whatever random hobby you get obsessed with next, you always go all-in — and it’s honestly pretty awesome. I’m looking forward to trading Pokémon cards with you in the future, so start getting your best pulls ready. And don’t try to nerd-logic me into a bad trade, because I’m watching you. Stay nerdy, Sami

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