You know, you really are gay if you think about it, and more so if you think. Every man and woman since the dawn of time, is made of one egg and one swimmer. It gets deeper than this. As we know, the one X gene is from the woman, and if you're going to be a boy, you get one Y. You're gay from the start and you don't even know it. Not only did you come out of your father, but his y also came from another man, compounding the gayness infinitely from the dawn of time. Not to mention, any woman you meet also came out of her father, squaring the gayness with your gayness as soon as you touch her. So the next time you ask, am I gay? The answer is always yes squared.

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What happened to Scarier Chris and Scary Chris? Did they not make the cut?

What if Im already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Imagine us two standing in front of each other. I of course am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go ♥♥♥♥ myself". I may or may not be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. Until my ♥♥♥♥ and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you see my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my ♥♥♥♥ enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you dont, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay