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hit my pants 4/26/2025, 12:38:47 AM
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Estriper 6/3/2026 12:48 PM

I’m on 12 Vicodins, smokin' on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥. They must have amnesia. They forgot that I’m him. That ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a Hellcat V8. We smokin' ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord’s bubbles. I’m sick in the head. I’m on them Broward county. I’m on them Nashville nibblers. I’ll have to stunt on them next time. I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ if I go blind. I don’t need to see the price tag anyway. We s- I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the ♥♥♥ out of a thick, fresh oak. We smokin' filtered crack you stupid piece a ♥♥♥♥. Call that ♥♥♥♥♥ The Matrix 'cause I’m in this ♥♥♥♥♥ and I can’t get out. You think I care about this ♥♥♥♥? Ask me if I care about this ♥♥♥♥ 'cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a ♥♥♥♥, I'd be broke 'cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥♥♥ look like David Hasselhoff. I balled so hard they thought I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' nutsack. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man. I'll kill you, you stupid piece a ♥♥♥♥.

deso 5/31/2026 04:52 AM

yeah you sure are a homunculus with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass mutant feet, please amputate them

hit my pants 5/31/2026 02:40 AM

hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chud actually im a 2 hour old homunculus and oh yeah buddy.. ill be more alive than youll ever be.. heh... a little glimpse into my gamer mind...

JammyBarry 5/30/2026 08:43 AM

level 51 on steam? does that mean you're level 51 irl?!?!?! that must've mean you've gobbled up quite the large quantity of super mushrooms and dash rings in your time huh? well, old gamers are just as valid as any other gamer... <3

JammyBarry 5/16/2026 01:35 PM

hey deso, are you alright man? i'm here for you brutha.. check DMS.

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