id rather sit on the sidewalk and eat a bucket of ♥♥♥♥ with a biscuit than play trials

♥♥♥♥♥ hop on trials bambino shaking his ahh rn

Get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my sight.

Greetings, good companion, Alas, I am sorely hindered from engaging in any manner of “gaming,” for I am burdened with great many labours that must be brought to completion, on a most pressing deadline. Among these tasks is the crafting of small delights that other commoners alike adore, known as “stickers,” for a grand gathering called "Comic Con". I pray that you accept mine deepest and most sincere apologies, and know that I hold hope we may yet partake in such manner at a later time… Perchance the coming weekend. With due respect and humble regard, – Fork

Hello, dear friend, I was pondering if you wanted to play some overwatch, today, 9 PM. It would be wonderful if you said yes. Please respond in a timely fashion, toodles! With love, -Keth